As of today, 4/1/2022, all students and staff at Lord Tweedsmuir Secondary School, and throughout the district, are required by law to show proof of 5 doses of the Credulus Vaccine.
All 5 doses are injected simultaneously, with 1 directly into the eyeball, 1 underneath the thumbnail, 1 into your arm, 1 into the body part of your choice, and finally, 1 directly into the CENSORED.
Students or staff who fail to provide proof of vaccination will be prosecuted and could face up to 10 years in federal prison.
Lord Tweedsmuir Secondary School Library 